latulahpyrope:

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chemicaldarkshine:

hardestcopy:

bijou1986:

A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.

About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”

He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:

Hey Mom
I’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Your Son.

A couple days later he got a response from his mother:

Dear Son,
I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.
When are the two of you coming for dinner?
Love,
Mom

BEST MOM

I’m crYING

OMFG I CANNOT EVn????????!!?!!¡¿¿?¿

literally served on a silver platter

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brotherfuckingsoulmates:

So in Elementary, Ms. Hudson was just introduced as a transwoman who is played by an actual transwoman.

• Sherlock knew her because he’d worked with her on cases in Scotland Yard that involved Ancient Greek, in which she is fluent—establishing her intelligence
• She’s also young (ish) and prior to this episode, made a career as a kept woman of some rich and powerful men—establishing her as desirable and sought after, as opposed to a mother archetype who exists to care for and clean up after Holmes & Watson
• Her gender identity was mentioned once, in passing, when Joan mentioned to Sherlock that she’d noticed Ms. Hudson had an Adam’s apple. No one felt the need to awkwardly discuss it with her, and the show didn’t make it into any sort of ~novelty. She was treated like any other character.

BBC Sherlock could literally never.

(Source: bittermeggirl, via thereisnosaintellen)

tabbystardust:

tofandomandbeyond:

That’s right, CBS has confirmed that Jonny Lee Miller and Lucy Liu will reprise their roles as Sherlock Holmes and Joan Watson in another season of the smash hit series!

This should come as a surprise to few, as Elementary debuted to strong numbers and has been consistently rising ever since. We look forward to another stellar season!

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It’s a great feeling the one you get when someone like Ennio Fucking Morricone agrees with what you’ve always said about Tarantino.

littlemissnerd1000:

The Avengers fandom has been pretty quiet recently. The other fandoms probably think that now we’re finally gone and they can finally breathe and not have their dashes clogged by Avengers shit and stuff… Wait until May, motherfuckers.

(Source: theonetheycallmickey, via doctorslexiesloan)